From the mind of Tom Beland

Creator of True Story Swear to God

Saturday, February 16, 2008

LIAR LIAR, PINSTRIPE PANTS ON FIRE


What an asshole.

I have to say, I've seen some people saying that Barry Bonds must be happy that someone else is being dragged through the mud in this steroid crapola.

But the fact is, what Clemens is going through these days is hardly what I'd consider the same level as Bonds. Clemens never faced 25,000 fans holding signs and chanting "sterrrrroids" every time he hit the mound. Clemens got cheers his entire career... his. Entire. Career.

I'm not saying Bonds was innocent, but c'mon already. What Clemens has faced is NOTHING compared to Barry's jury.

And look at how many people Roger throws under the bus during his testimony. Everyone else has "misremembered" everything. And then he puts his wife in the mix of everything.

You're an ass, Roger Clemens. You were an ass when you were bitching out the umpire under your glove. You were an ass when you threw half that bat at Mike Piazza. And you were the biggest ass when you were trashing every friend and loved one you had in life. The sad thing is, the more you deny and lie, the more ridiculous you look.

Baseball will go on without you. Pitchers and catchers report this week. We already couldn't care less about you OR Barry.

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