So, my brother-in-law, Tino, told me that he had two passes to the Puerto Rico Open golf event and wanted to know if I wanted to go. We headed Donald Trump's new golf complex and we followed Tom Lehman and Dan Curtis around for nine holes and it was a great time.
Until we got to the clubhouse.
"Man.. you're really red." Tino tells me, pointing at my neck and legs.
I was scorched and never realized it. My legs, arms and neck had become something akin to tandoori chicken. Trust me, you don't want to see the photos.
By the time I got home, I couldn't move my legs or turn my neck. Lily applied some aloe vera on my skin, but, as of today, I'm pretty much confined to sitting on couch with my legs up.
If I stand, the blood rushes to my feet and that comes with a throbbing pain. It makes it impossible to stand. It sucks.
So, it's NCAA tournament viewing and Lily just slipped in a copy of Disney's ENCHANTED.
Man, I really do miss hand-drawn animation.